Me, complaining that our toaster sometimes is a jerk: It’s 2018, it’s nearly 2019! It’s not hard to build electronics that compensate for a warm heating element and decrease the cook time accordingly
Lindsay: Oh my god, it’s a toaster let’s get mad about it.
Me: I mean, I listened to a podcast where toasters were reviewed…
Lindsay: 😶 Are you ok? Do you need friends?
Me: Well, I…
Lindsay: I mean, I know you’re a nerd but sometimes you really amaze me with how much of a nerd you really are.